Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities - the Smaug fanlisting

“I am fire...I am death!”

Welcome to Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities, the approved fanlisting for that magnificent bastard of a dragon late of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit, Smaug. To quote the late Tolkien scholar and author, Anne C. Petty: "...when I met Smaug the Tremendous, it was love at first sight"[1]. To this day, I hardly know why -- he's an arrogant psychopath who spends the majority of his time asleep on top of the riches that he outright stole in a fury of fire and blood, and when he's not doing that, he's eating people. Perhaps he has me under a kind that dragon-spell he's so adept at weaving -- which Bilbo Baggins can also attest to, for sure. There is close to nothing redeemable about Smaug, but he still remains perversely likeable, and many people outright love him. If you're one of them, please do add your name to his fanlisting! (He might not eat you, then. No promises, though.)

This fanlisting was previously owned by Lorian and adopted out to me; thank you.

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1. Petty, Anne C. (2004). Dragons of Fantasy (1st ed.). Cold Spring Press, p. 46. ^